And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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