He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
