Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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