I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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