first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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