I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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