I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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