Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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