Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
