Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
sex in a hospital.. check
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
