Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
