If i come over, it means nothing
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
