Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Randomize
