I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
