You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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