Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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