Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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