That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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