Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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