It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
