Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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