So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Randomize
