There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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