omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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