nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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