But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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