Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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