Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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