Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i just had sex bonerless
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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