dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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