so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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