summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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