Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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