she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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