i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize