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If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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