Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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