Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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