i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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