Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Come see our sink grown plant.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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