Betty ford says i'm here all night
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
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