did you get engaged???
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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