everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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