You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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