whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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