if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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