is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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