People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
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so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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