I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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