I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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