Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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