too bad you live with your parents still
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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