let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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