Do vagina's smell?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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