I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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